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How To Get A Job In Hell
Okay, let’s just go ahead and admit it: the Jehovah’s Witnesses are right. Sure, we may not want to admit it, but by now it seems pretty obvious. And unless you’re willing to convert and give up all...
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Wanted: Hardy and Dejected Serfs for Indentured Servitude
The Lord Pilkerton Manor is one of the largest privately owned land stocks in Medieval England. For more than 100 years, we have been THE leader in turnip production for the greater Wolverhampton...
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How to Give Up on Your Dreams and Just be Average
When we are young, we all have dreams about the future. Perhaps you wanted to be a doctor, or an actress, or even a famous writer. Thankfully, by the time most of us grow up, we realize how incredibly...
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Mad Scientist Career Outlook Profile
Mad scientists apply the principles of science and mathematics in an attempt to bring a myriad of evil, self-promoting schemes to fruition. While the ultimate goal of a mad scientist may be world...
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Blackbeard Gets Fired From the Fire Department
Blackbeard, when we hired you a little over a year ago, I think it was fair to say that us here at the Precinct #83 Fire Department were taking a bit of gamble. Clearly, you had no firefighting...
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How To Transition Out of Your Career as a Ninja Assassin
There comes a point in any ninja assassin‘s career when the joy and adrenaline rush that comes from scaling a castle wall or sneaking up on an enemy and snapping his neck at close range just becomes...
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A Cult Leader’s Cover Letter and Resume
Dear Believers of the Heavenly Fence, I would like to express my interest in the “Cult Leader” job position you currently have posted on Craigslist. I have several years of experience molding the...
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Donny’s School for Dungeon Masters
Are you a peasant or nobleman looking to start your own business? Do you have leadership skills and a passion for breaking the human spirit? Would you like to pursue your hobby of torturing prisoners...
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Wanted: Master Of Puppets (Craigslist Posting)
Unfortunately, I don’t have experience in pain monopoly or ritual misery. Click image to enlarge. —— If you liked this, then other humor blog posts you may like include: Are You The Singer Meat Loaf?...
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The Best Cover Letter Of All Time
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Unfortunately, I don’t have experience in pain monopoly or ritual misery. Click image to enlarge. —— If you liked this, then other humor blog posts you may like include: Are You The Singer Meat Loaf?...
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When you quit your job, you’re generally supposed to give two weeks notice, tell your boss how wonderful the experience has been, and wax poetic about all the wonderful friends you’ve made. That is,...
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Happy Monday! Who feels rejuvenated after 2 whole days off? No one? Great! Just keep doing that for another 40 years and die! In the meantime…WORK MEMES! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14....
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